queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots



I remember being at a shoreline, watching a little grey fish heave itself up on the beach. And an older brother saying, “Don’t step on that fish, Castiel, big plans for that fish. I remember the Tower of Babel - all 37 feet of it, which I suppose was impressive at the time. And when it fell they howled, “Divine Wrath!”

I remember being at a shoreline, watching a little grey fish heave itself up on the beach. And an older brother saying, “Don’t step on that fish, Castiel, big plans for that fish. I remember the Tower of Babel - all 37 feet of it, which I suppose was impressive at the time. And when it fell they howled, “Divine Wrath!”

alicehopewalker:

is it just me or is tumblr REALLY excited for halloween this year

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

sorry to chime in but i’m a lesbian and i’m terrible about this i actually do get distracted, but not in class or anything like when i’m walking to class and a lady walks by and she looks really good like her outfit’s perfect and i kinda faint but yeah I would never call it out, because that’s rude, and i wish i could just say hey, you look nice today, way to go, but yeah i’m a terrible person im sorry


“Aang hadn’t mastered all the elements when he was battling the Fire Nation. He was just a little kid.”
“And he wasn’t alone. He had his friends to help him.”

Aang hadn’t mastered all the elements when he was battling the Fire Nation. He was just a little kid.

And he wasn’t alone. He had his friends to help him.

http://theoffensivegayfriend.tumblr.com/post/98862368431/scoutprouvaire-amazonpoodle-what-if-the

scoutprouvaire:

amazonpoodle:

what if the reason nobody can tell fred and george apart is because they really are interchangeable

not in a ~it doesn’t matter~ way but like. molly and arthur used to worry that fred and george might turn out to be squibs because they weren’t doing any…

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

YOU ALL HAVE VERY STRANGE SOUNDING BARKS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

YOU ALL HAVE VERY STRANGE SOUNDING BARKS

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.